Monday, July 11, 2005
just found out today that sitting with timothy can be quite fun after all.
hahaha. made some sick and perverted jokes with wanyi, timothy, jas, kiara and vera during CE lesson.
damn funny.
wanyi saw in teenage magazine "ask kelly" section about two girls inserting foreign objects into their pussys.
and....yeah, you know the rest.
but damn was it funny.
then wanyi asked why do boys toilet have recepticles but the girls toilet doesnt have.
then kiara said "because girls do not have THAT PART!"
then wanyi said coolly, "private part issit?"
but i heard wrongly and asked, "flowerpot?!"
then timothy laughed and wondered out loud how could i have linked flowerpots to private parts.
bloody it was hilarious.
during english, miss nani gave out our english speeches.
she read out loud from one of them.
"i'm sure that parents would like their kids to confide in them and with the maid around, it is a threat."
"what?! the maid is a terrorist ah?!!!"
HAHAHAH!
then for the whole period after that kiara and i talked about broom brandishing maids holding the kid hostage with it.
ian sat beside me during science.
and he had this stupid cumpled up wad of paper with him.
that stupid prick kept flinging it into my bag.
then i picked it up calmly and threw it at [censored].
ian:"you dont like [censored] ah?"
me:*wide eyed* "noooooooo! i LOVE [censored]!"
ian:"really meh?" *grins*
me:"hmph"
well heres the bloody truth mr busybody,
i HATE her.
yeah! i hate the guts out of her!
even if i had to have a kidney transplant immediately, i definitely wouldnt accept hers even if she was the last person on earth.
living with her as the last two people on earth is already hellish enough.
and besides, i certainly wouldnt accept an organ from someone with sweat glands the size of marbles.
one squeeze of her hair after pe would send torrents of sweat trickling out of it.
not only that, even during class, she is constantly "evaporating" as how kiara puts it.
thats what force 015 is all about.
sabotaging her tyrannical reign as class [********].
and its the same with her clique.
one looks like a drug addict, one is related to a rat, one is a xiao bai lian and the last one just looks freakish.
no, i'm not judging them on appearances.
its their bloody bimbotic character that i find particularly worth pointing out.
and you know how your enemy's appearance just morphs from normal to abnormal once you start disliking them.
-_-
evonne, the first female speciman of the MANKEY species.
HAHAHAHAH!
and we just crowned timothy with the honourific title of being first male MANKEY.
MANKEY.
half man + half monkey= MANKEY.
hahaha. made some sick and perverted jokes with wanyi, timothy, jas, kiara and vera during CE lesson.
damn funny.
wanyi saw in teenage magazine "ask kelly" section about two girls inserting foreign objects into their pussys.
and....yeah, you know the rest.
but damn was it funny.
then wanyi asked why do boys toilet have recepticles but the girls toilet doesnt have.
then kiara said "because girls do not have THAT PART!"
then wanyi said coolly, "private part issit?"
but i heard wrongly and asked, "flowerpot?!"
then timothy laughed and wondered out loud how could i have linked flowerpots to private parts.
bloody it was hilarious.
during english, miss nani gave out our english speeches.
she read out loud from one of them.
"i'm sure that parents would like their kids to confide in them and with the maid around, it is a threat."
"what?! the maid is a terrorist ah?!!!"
HAHAHAH!
then for the whole period after that kiara and i talked about broom brandishing maids holding the kid hostage with it.
ian sat beside me during science.
and he had this stupid cumpled up wad of paper with him.
that stupid prick kept flinging it into my bag.
then i picked it up calmly and threw it at [censored].
ian:"you dont like [censored] ah?"
me:*wide eyed* "noooooooo! i LOVE [censored]!"
ian:"really meh?" *grins*
me:"hmph"
well heres the bloody truth mr busybody,
i HATE her.
yeah! i hate the guts out of her!
even if i had to have a kidney transplant immediately, i definitely wouldnt accept hers even if she was the last person on earth.
living with her as the last two people on earth is already hellish enough.
and besides, i certainly wouldnt accept an organ from someone with sweat glands the size of marbles.
one squeeze of her hair after pe would send torrents of sweat trickling out of it.
not only that, even during class, she is constantly "evaporating" as how kiara puts it.
thats what force 015 is all about.
sabotaging her tyrannical reign as class [********].
and its the same with her clique.
one looks like a drug addict, one is related to a rat, one is a xiao bai lian and the last one just looks freakish.
no, i'm not judging them on appearances.
its their bloody bimbotic character that i find particularly worth pointing out.
and you know how your enemy's appearance just morphs from normal to abnormal once you start disliking them.
-_-
evonne, the first female speciman of the MANKEY species.
HAHAHAHAH!
and we just crowned timothy with the honourific title of being first male MANKEY.
MANKEY.
half man + half monkey= MANKEY.